Extra points will be awarded if the contestant manages to get away with it, either without their's partners knowing or, if caught, succeeding in talking themselves out of a sticky end. Those being seduced should be socialites, local celebrities, and the misters/mistresses of local gangsters, politicians, tycoons, and warlords. The whole point of James Bond is that he is irresistible. Contestants will be disqualified for paying local sex workers for sex. Rule #1 – Drinking and Shagging!Ĭontestants will be disqualified if they collapse from alcohol poisoning and are sent home. But what's a completion here should be strict rules of course. Scores will be kept on how much was drunk, how many people were seduced, and how much real estate they wrecked. Thus, contestants should be assigned to have sex with as many people as possible (time to bring Bond into 2022, people), drink loads of vodka martinis, and destroy as much public property in car chases as possible - and get away with it before being sent to the next country to do the same thing. Jame Bond flies into a country on assignment: to look like a tourist on a 5-star booking, take in the sights, seduce the local women, drink lots of vodka martinis shaken, not stirred, end up in chases that destroy lots of public property, and as a bonus, lead an armed assault on a local wrong'un's stronghold. Why else would viewers tune in to watch? James Bond has always been escapism of the most exotic kind. A James Bond Travel contest show should replicate James Bond's exploits as closely as possible.
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Anyone who has read a Bond novel or seen a Bond movie knows what we're talking about. If 007's Road to a Million really wants to be like a James Bond reality show, it has to step up the format several notches.
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